Things I Hate: Sweat Pants

I've decided to do a segment called 'Things I Hate'. I'll do one of these segments every so often because I hate many, many things. Be prepared.

Unflattering. Hideous. Trashy. Unattractive. Doritos. When one reads these few words only one thing can come to mind... sweat pants. Where to start? Let us start with a few pictures.











Now do any of those pants look attractive? If you saw someone walking down the street with their Pink brand sweats and matching hoodie (don't forget the gross boots) would you say "Wow! That chick is hot" or "Dang her body looks bangin' in those sweats"? No, you wouldn't, because her body looks like a sack of potatoes smashed inside terribly unfashionable boots.

I don't understand why people feel the need to wear sweats! Sweat pants scream 'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK!' They make your body so much larger than it already is; it seriously adds 20 lbs. So please, do not wear sweat pants in public. The ONLY two exceptions to sweat pants is when you are at the gym or when you are in the privacy of your own home. That's it. So, no sweats going to the grocery store, Starbucks, McDonald's, your moms house, the football game, school, etc.

Just don't wear them. You look like shit when you do.